theorist wrote:
dude, we love you...don't do drugs. and if you continue, it's going to kill you.
I'm not too sure of the effectiveness of the anti-drug psa's.
I like fried eggs and bacon and toast. I thought the commercial was kind of silly.
The commercial that may have been effective was the girl with the frying pan, who starts with eggs, but then destroys the kitchen, like she's destroyed her relationship with her friends and family.
The "truth" anti-smoking ads are really stupid. They make me want to light one up.
I figure everybody's gotta die from something. Jim Fixx, the health-nut jogger, died of a heart attack while jogging. You just can't get out of this world alive.
So enjoy your shrooms - but leave the toadstools.
Drop your acid - but not the brown acid
Smoke your pot - but leave me a twinkie!
Drink your alcohol - but don't puke on my rug.
Just don't break into my house looking for drug money - I'd have to shoot you, tweaker!
And I don't want to have that mess to clean up.