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Finally the yard is mowed, the on call phone has stopped ringing, and the remote is at hand. Good bye Disney Channel and Clark Howard. You gotta move over 'cause it's time for COLLEGE Football! Wooooo!!!!!!


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Yes, I too welcome the arrival of football season (both pro and college).

LSU looked rough in the second half tonight. And that was against a UNC team depleted by 13 total suspensions. Les Miles is probably fighting for his job this season, and tonight was hardly a dominant statement on that front. Not a huge fan of him (he won a Championship with Nick Saban's players). We've got Vandy next week, so it's another chance to work some kinks out, but I'm not a big believer in Jordan Jefferson as a quarterback...time will tell on this one.

In better news, Ole Miss lost to Jacksonville State in double OT. Hahahahaha.

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I know the media is still slobbering over Boise State, but that game last night didn't really prove anything to me. They were one play (and two very fortuitous penalties) away from losing to a VERY sloppy Va Tech team. Their schedule is as cupcake as they come, and until they start really playing serious programs I'm just not a believer that they deserve a national title shot.

Their fans play the "We want to play the big programs but they're scared!" and while there may be some truth to that, I must point out that Nebraska has offered Boise a three game series, but Boise has not responded to the offer since it was made in January. Time will tell, I guess, but I just don't believe that Boise is remotely on the same level as your top tier Big 10, SEC, Pac-10, ACC, and Big 12 teams.

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What's the over/under on Auburn MS St? 100? 120?


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A few observations from Saturday (a few days late):

- Even though they broke it open in the fourth quarter, the score of LSU/Vandy being 10-3 for most of the game was completely unacceptable. Jordan Jefferson is clueless. LSU has moved up in both the Coaches and AP polls, but I'm not convinced they'll beat Mississippi State with any authority on Saturday. This team needs a quarterback (and possibly a new head coach). Badly.

- Va Tech shits the bed against James Madison University. From the Colonial Conference. Hilarious. The ACC is looking terrible so far this season. This is at least making people reevaluate the significance (or lack thereof) of the Boise State win last week, though, which is good.

- Speaking of the ACC... Georgia Tech loses to a Kansas team that lost 6-3 to a 1-AA (I refuse to acknowledge this FBS/FCS nonsense) school the week before. Florida State is obliterated by Oklahoma. Miami loses to Ohio State in a game where Jacory Harris throws four interceptions. The aforementioned Va Tech fiasco... I mean, WOW. That entire conference had a terrible weekend.

- Georgia losing to South Carolina is just hilarious to me for some reason.

- Florida seems to be missing Tebow something fierce. I mean, if you just look at the scores you wouldn't think so, but they're getting of to slooooooooooooow starts and struggling to put away would should be unquestionably inferior opponents.

- Why am I supposed to care about Colorado moving to the Pac-10 when they're getting destroyed 52-7 by Cal? I realize all of this is about money and University politics, but they're going to fare far worse in that conference than they do in the Big 12.

- Whenever Notre Dame and Michigan play, I always hope that somehow someone will discover a rule under which both teams can lose. It hasn't happened yet.

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Maybe one day our hopes will be realized with the golden domers and the meeeesheeegan men.

I picked Kansas to cover, but didn't think they'd outright win. That was surprising.
I was very surprised Nebraska didn't cover. I thought that was a lock.
Can VT really be that terrible? Really?
Can't believe Ole Miss is this bad! What's going on up there?
LSU should be ashamed. That said, they should physically overwhelm MS State Saturday.
Was surprised at the FSU OK game. I expected FSU to do better. Much better.
Miami, on the other hand, did pretty much what I expected.
TN, I hate to admit, looked OK until their youth caught up with them and they imploded just as Oregon was heating up.
South Carolina is good. I don't know why no one wants to give them their due. It was no surprise they beat GA so handily. The question is do they have the depth to hang in there in the long run.

For the 2nd game of the season Alabama is scary good.
Two comments I heard over the weekend about Bama that I really liked:
"...Alabama Crimson should be #1 and Alabama White should be #5. " -ESPN Commentator
"... The best team we've played since Miami in '86" - JoPa


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I think Stephen Garcia is going to screw South Carolina over eventually. They're otherwise a talented team with a ton of potential, but he's going to do something really awful and dumb sooner or later.

Les Miles is now talking like Jordan Jefferson is on a short lease and Jarrett Lee could eventually get under center. Unless Lee has improved since the last go round, I'm not sure that's much better than a lateral move.

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More bullshit from Jordan Jefferson. Two games now with no passing TD's. Field goals, field goals, and more field goals. LSU's defense is looking great, but Jefferson will be the doom of this team. He's fucking inexcusable, and the longer Miles insists on sticking with him, the deeper he's digging his own grave. They were already booing a little in Tiger Stadium tonight. That was WITH a decisive win. The second he loses a home game, he may need to leave the state.

On the plus side tonight, Notre Dame lost in over time to Michigan St. on a nice fake field goal. Fuck the Irish. Fuck Brian Kelly. And fuck that dude that dresses like a Leprechaun. ND losing is always great.

Few other observations:

- You can bury that Jake Locker Heisman hype. Oof.

- Auburn/Clemson was a really entertaining game with a very unfortunate outcome (which is to say, Auburn won).

- I thought Texas Tech would get it done against Texas, but it was not to be.

-Sooners dodged a bullet against Air Force. A top 10 team doesn't just beat AF by three points.

- Either Iowa (9) has been grossly overrated, or Arizona has just lost their shit and unleashed hell, because It's 27-7 headed into half time.

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Arizona and Iowa got closer towards the end (following a tedious stretch of penalty after penalty), but the apex was Ricky Stanzi getting sacked FOUR TIMES IN A ROW right at the end. It's like his o-line suddenly vanished into thin air.

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Random thoughts from this weekends games

Sure wold love to be a bug in Houston Nutt's phone for the past few days.......

Couldn't be more surprised Florida scored a push on the spread.

I think it's safe to say Ingram was ready for the Tide.

Will the team lea by the 4th string transfer student QB in the AllState commercials be changing to the same colors as Houston?

Does RichRod just not believe in playing defense or what?

Was sure GA would quit after failing on the 4th down attempt in the 4th quarter but they shocked me by fighting back to tie. Still think Richt should tell the agent to start "exploring options". If things continue they way they are in the bayou there may well be an opening there.

Could a brick wall across the field stop Oregon? I'm not sure......


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Spurrier's Fighting Cocks just knocked off noted piece of shit Nick Saban's number 1 ranked Bloody Rags!!!! Down goes the Elephant!

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LSU Fans Smell Like Corn Dogs?
(http://fromthebleachersblog.blogspot.co ... -dogs.html)



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LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.

Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.

LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.

I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.

I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?" The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.

LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.

I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."

It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer: "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"

Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.

You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.

If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?

I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's
dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend

I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?

Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.

I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufee' or some fancy Cajun food." But just stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.

In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger. They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home," or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."

Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know, I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.

Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.

So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.


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LSU Fans Smell Like Corn Dogs?
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LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.

Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.

LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.

I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.

I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?" The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.

LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.

I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."

It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer: "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"

Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.

You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.

If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?

I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's
dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend

I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?

Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.

I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufee' or some fancy Cajun food." But just stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.

In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger. They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home," or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."

Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know, I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.

Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.

So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.


Fucking Auburn.

This may be Les Miles' job this weekend. If he can't find a way to outsmart himself to a win this week, they'll be calling for his head in Baton Rouge.

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LSU Fans Smell Like Corn Dogs?
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Quote:
LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.

Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.

LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.

I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.

I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?" The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.

LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.

I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."

It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer: "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"

Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.

You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.

If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?

I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's
dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend

I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?

Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.

I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufee' or some fancy Cajun food." But just stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.

In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger. They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home," or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."

Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know, I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.

Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.

So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.


Fucking Auburn.

This may be Les Miles' job this weekend. If he can't find a way to outsmart himself to a win this week, they'll be calling for his head in Baton Rouge.




Les just might have screwed himself royally.

He could have been a god if he left LSU for U-M, but he stayed.
Now LSU folks want to run him out of town.
And while U-M is ready to run RichRod out of town, Les may end not be able to go home again, as Jim Harbaugh of Stanford seems to have the hearts and minds of U-M fans these days.

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