The United States of Esoterica

Insert somehow appropriate "Big Leg" reference here, or maybe it's "big leg". I don't know, and don't plan to find out <involuntary gross our shudder>
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... nette.html

I'm sure his finishing move will be just as lame as the one on his wrestling videos.

Does a ref slide in to give a 1-2-3 count before the end?

Which shirt does he rip off first, his or hers?

We know he doesn't have much hair on top. what about...

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"I didn't need to learn what I learned today." -- Jesse Ventura.
"There is but one special interest that we should be working for, and that would solve just about all of our problems, and that is our liberty. " - Ron Paul.

Prayer/training/vitamins--Viagra?

I heard he called her The Ultimate Whorrior in bed and refused to put her over. Whatever the case, she's definitely a jobber.

At least it wasn't a tag team.

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I come bearing gifts.

Unfortunate for us the wrong Hogan made a sex tape, should have been the daughter.

In addition to calling her the Ultimate Whorrior, he makes her yell "Snap into a Slim Jim" when she climaxes.

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"People don't want UFO information, they want to be entertained by UFO story tellers." Jan Aldrich

"Let your life be a counter-friction to stop the machine" Henry David Thoreau

"Never go with a hippie to a second location." Jack Donaghy

"Hey, I know that dude" Jeff Spicoli

And ... here's a clip of the Hulkster's Sex Tape.

Watch at your own risk ...

http://gawker.com/5948770/even-for-a-minute-watching-hulk-hogan-have-sex-in-a-canopy-bed-is-not-safe-for-work-but-watch-it-anyway

There's also a lengthy text recap of the entire sex tape, for those of you info fan fiction or something.

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"Give a lunatic a keyboard and a modem and that's what happens." -- Jeff Rense, 2.25.5

"An artist has got to be constantly in a state of becoming." -- Bob Dylan

Just found out that Brad Armstrong died a few days ago.

Leave it to Jim Ross to share a great Mid-South story about Dr. Death and Armstrong on his blog.

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"I didn't need to learn what I learned today." -- Jesse Ventura.
"There is but one special interest that we should be working for, and that would solve just about all of our problems, and that is our liberty. " - Ron Paul.

Hulk Hogan doesn't lay down for anyone, brother!

I agree with what a previous poster said, it was the wrong Hogan.