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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:24 pm 
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My friend Jenny likes wrestling as much as you guys and fulfilled a life long fantasy this weekend and met Ric Flair.

She is pretty obsessed with Flair and wrestling in general, attractive, and probably has some sort of sick sexual fantasies involving Flair.

I jokingly asked her if she was now carrying Ric Flairs baby, and she replied "FINGERS CROSSED"

Did her VIP pass come with a half hour conjugal visit? Or is she just fucking with me?

She's probably joking but I'll be watching for a baby bump.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:35 pm 
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How did she meet Flair?

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Well, if she has been impregnated, I hope she's not counting on child support. She'd be at the back of a long line to get money from that rascal.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:19 am 
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binnall wrote:
How did she meet Flair?

I'm not even sure. I'll find out. I'm curious myself.

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