The United States of Esoterica

My friend Jenny likes wrestling as much as you guys and fulfilled a life long fantasy this weekend and met Ric Flair.

She is pretty obsessed with Flair and wrestling in general, attractive, and probably has some sort of sick sexual fantasies involving Flair.

I jokingly asked her if she was now carrying Ric Flairs baby, and she replied "FINGERS CROSSED"

Did her VIP pass come with a half hour conjugal visit? Or is she just fucking with me?

She's probably joking but I'll be watching for a baby bump.

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"People don't want UFO information, they want to be entertained by UFO story tellers." Jan Aldrich

"Let your life be a counter-friction to stop the machine" Henry David Thoreau

"Never go with a hippie to a second location." Jack Donaghy

"Hey, I know that dude" Jeff Spicoli

How did she meet Flair?

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"Give a lunatic a keyboard and a modem and that's what happens." -- Jeff Rense, 2.25.5

"An artist has got to be constantly in a state of becoming." -- Bob Dylan

Well, if she has been impregnated, I hope she's not counting on child support. She'd be at the back of a long line to get money from that rascal.

Ask her if she rode Space Mountain.

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"I didn't need to learn what I learned today." -- Jesse Ventura.
"There is but one special interest that we should be working for, and that would solve just about all of our problems, and that is our liberty. " - Ron Paul.

I'm not even sure. I'll find out. I'm curious myself.

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"People don't want UFO information, they want to be entertained by UFO story tellers." Jan Aldrich

"Let your life be a counter-friction to stop the machine" Henry David Thoreau

"Never go with a hippie to a second location." Jack Donaghy

"Hey, I know that dude" Jeff Spicoli